There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
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Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
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It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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