I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
