Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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