You can't motorboat a personality
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
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sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
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Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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