And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
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there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
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how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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