these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
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I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
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Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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