you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
The beers last night were like the tears from god
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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