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I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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