If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
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The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
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Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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