is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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