There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
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I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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