If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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