My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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