she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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