You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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