should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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