you guys were way drunker than both of me
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
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I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
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Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize