We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
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he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
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i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize