plz talk dirty to me
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...