Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
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Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
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No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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