ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
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Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
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he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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