Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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