I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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