Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
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btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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