i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
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From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
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I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Your penis caused this!
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