Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
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The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
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Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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