Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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