I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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