I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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