we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
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Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
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We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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