i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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