please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
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I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
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Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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