I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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