I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Less talking, more tequila
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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