i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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