why didn't you poke me back
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
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i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
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Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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