It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
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