I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize
