Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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