just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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