susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
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He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
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No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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