What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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