kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
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I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
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I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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