Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
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She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
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I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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