Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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