Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
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