I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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