can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
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when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
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Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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