you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
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This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
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I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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