she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
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did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
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I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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