babies were throwing up all over the place
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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