Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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