You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
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i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
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he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
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