I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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