check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
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