i don't like sucking hair
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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