i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
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You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
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I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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