More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
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the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
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I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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