We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Randomize
