talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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